A Panda Sandwich

Yassi and I studied the woman at the table next to us suspiciously. “Special edition,” whispered Yassi. “Nightmare Barbie!!” The plastic woman-shaped doll thingy pouted and posed and played with her hair and took at least one selfie every ten seconds. “Do you think she’s having a fit?” asked Yassi. “Should we call for help?” […]

Celebrities Who Should Just Shut Up… (1)

I know nothing about singing or dancing. I’m like a tree; I only sway when the wind blows. My hips are connected to my shoulders by steel beams. Wiggling is impossible for me. I can’t even reach my own back in the shower without a using brush on a stick. People like John Travolta amaze […]