A Panda Sandwich

Yassi and I studied the woman at the table next to us suspiciously. “Special edition,” whispered Yassi. “Nightmare Barbie!!” The plastic woman-shaped doll thingy pouted and posed and played with her hair and took at least one selfie every ten seconds. “Do you think she’s having a fit?” asked Yassi. “Should we call for help?” […]

A Messy Take on Beef

Catering for vegetarians is easy; you just scatter a bunch of grass and seeds on the table and then let them peck away like hungry emus. You don’t need a chef to feed vegetarians; you just need a gardener and a machete. Meat lovers, however, are very different.  Meat lovers are clever, perceptive, civilised, urbane, […]