The Highland Fling Was Firmly Flung!

Many thanks to Prestige Promotions for a spectacular Rally! Day Zero So we arrived at Gleneagles; a giant pile of granite in the middle of a carefully sculptured lawn, infested by nutters with buggies and sticks. “Why do they keep hitting the ground?” asked Yassi. “Scottish people hate everything, even the earth itself,” I replied. […]

Dear Idiots at Europcar in Morocco…

Dear Europcar Customer Service, My wife and I arrived in Casablanca late at night stiff and sore from long hours folded into anatomically incorrect airline seats. You may think that airlines are public companies, but they’re not, they’re evil cults created by chiropractors to drum up new business. Then we shuffled along in endless queues […]